The Optimum Moustache Theory

The Optimum Moustache Theory states that there are only so many moustaches in the world. When one person grows a moustache, another person has to shave theirs off in order to preserve the finite stock of moustaches on a global scale. The Optimum Moustache Theory therefore falls into the category of theories known as Impoverishment Theories. An impoverishment theory is any theory which suggests there is a limited supply of something. Impoverishment theories are the opposite of Abundance Theories which suggest that there is no limit to the supply of an item or phenomenon; that there is plenty for everyone.

The Optimum Moustache Project

The Optimum Moustache Project was conceived of and launched by Harvey Taylor of HBT (UK) Ltd in Bournemouth in April 2009. The sole aim of The Optimum Moustache Project is to act as a serious and significant counter-balance to media inspired impoverishment mentalities that threaten to undermine economic activity and universal abundance. By wearing a false moustache you are declaring your belief that opportunities to trade and do business are as limitless as they always have been, and always will be.

Our aim is to completely eliminate all recessionary tendencies, beliefs and actions by politicians, the media, businesses and individuals, and to create limitless prosperity.

How to Join The Optimum Moustache Project

wear a false moustache (real moustaches are excluded on the basis that this would exclude women and therefore be politically incorrect, and also less funny).
have a photograph taken of yourself (and if desired, your employees, or part thereof) wearing false moustaches
we can supply your moustache - send us an e mail request with your address and telephone number stating how many moustaches are required
submit your photograph to HBT (UK) Ltd in .jpg file
accept that, by submitting your photographs, you give permission for these to be used to promote The Optimum Moustache Project in any legal context

What Do You Get Out of The Optimum Moustache Project?

FREE publicity and a link on my website to your website
applicants to The Optimum Moustache Project may also submit a short statement about their business, about the recession, about HBT (UK) Ltd or about Harvey Taylor
these statements may or may not be published with your photographs at the sole discretion of Harvey Taylor